Office birthdays

(With a grateful thanks to 'The Mikado')

I have some office staff working in the office where they can be found

I’ve got a little list – I’ve got a little list

Clerks, admin staff and several sales support members I’ll be bound

And who would quite likely be soon missed – quite likely would be missed

Whose birthdays I keep updated, this is serious please don’t laugh

It’s getting very complex they’re all now on an Excel graph

All the staff have celebrations with dates falling throughout the year

Who bring in cakes and pastries, orange juice and banoffee pie I fear.

They all want to provide something, they really do insist

I have to take care none of them is missed, none of them can be missed

Chorus; He’s got ‘em on his list, he’s got ‘em on his list

I have to take care none of them is missed, none of them can be missed.

There’s Karen and Husnara providing sales support

And Susan the PA, I’ve got her on the list

And the team that takes the orders and prepares the daily reports

They would be missed, they really would be missed.

There’s Sandra that does something with the finance and puts it into SAP

And Helen and Janet who send out invoices and deal with all that crap.

The team work hard but love their cakes and their fancy little buns

My weight is going up I’ve had to increase my twice weekly runs

I’ve had to ban the wine or we’d always be pissed

I have to join in with them, there’s not one that can be missed

I have to take care none of them is missed, none of them can be missed.

Chorus; He’s got ‘em on his list, he’s got ‘em on his list

I have to take care none of them is missed, none of them can be missed.