We know

Mushroom management, kept in the dark,

The suits they try to fool ya.

It never works, someone talks,

Learn the truth by the water cooler.

Secret plans, behind closed doors,

Through stealth the suits try to rule ya.

They always fail, someone knows

At the fount by the water cooler.

Reviews and change are underway,

We know what that will mean.

The code is cracked, the word is out

From the oracle at the coffee machine.

We’re not so dumb as you seem to think,

We will not be lambs led to the slaughter.

When you try and keep us uninformed,

We find out at the source of the water.