Conference file

 To the tune of 'Summer holidays' by Cliff Richard and the Shadows.

We’re all going on some lovely jolly days,

Pretend to be working for a day or two,

All expenses paid on our lovely jolly days,

It’s a shame you can’t come too,

I don’t mean that, it’s not true.

We’re going where the sun shines brightly

For a seminar or two,

It gets us around the tax rules,

They’re boring but it’s what we have to do.

We can’t wait for our lovely jolly days

We’re hardly sober night and day

Eating, entertainment, never working on our jolly days.

Barely sober and we don’t pay,

The company lets us all play.

We’re going where the sun shines brightly

We missed the seminars, it’s true,

We still get around the tax rules,

What would you expect us to do?

We pretend it’s hard work on our lovely jolly days

Working hard, no time at all to relax,

We’re fooling no one lying here in the sun,

We come back with sunburn on our backs,

Of the conference our memories are lax,

We can’t remember any facts.

We went where the sun shone brightly

We can’t wait for the next one to be arranged,

We’ll still pretend it’s hard work,

But we won’t be fooling anyone, nothing’s changed.

We’re all going on some lovely jolly days,

Pretend to be working for a day or two,

All expenses paid on our lovely jolly days,

It’s a shame you can’t come too,

I don’t mean that, it’s not true.